#the scottish safehouse anthology

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, teaches a year 13 elective class on Paranormal Sciences, because the school board took one look at his resume, saw The Magnus Institute listed as a previous workplace, and went 'we have a better idea' for his History teacher application. His first batch of students are not what he expected in the slightest, featuring: Kyōryokuna ‘Ko’ James, the Collector; Dian Cooper, hypersomniac goth; Christopher 'Kit' Wilson, tired barista; Alex Pierce, amateur paranormal investigator; Zuri Jelani, local sceptic; and Duke Murdock, Slaughter avatar in the making. There are also mugs. A lot of mugs.

Author: @surrealsupernaturalist

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economy class

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/IzyWnXO by SurrealSupernaturalist Samama Khalid was nothing and nowhere. Everything was wrong. Then, impossibly, a rising static crescendo. It screamed in his ears, and he would flinch if it weren’t so real next to everything that came before. A breach, a crossing of a threshold, a palpable pressure caving around him, and then— --- OR: He really shouldn't be here. Words: 3680, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 17 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Samama "Sam" Khalid, Original Characters, The Archivist (The Magnus Protocol), Lynne Hammond (The Magnus Archives), (heavily referenced) Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, (referenced), Samama "Sam" Khalid/Celia Ripley, (Also referenced) - Relationship, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Original Character(s), Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Samama "Sam" Khalid Additional Tags: Teacher Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Post-MAG160, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), POV Alternating, Multiverse, Crossover, does this count as a crossover? canon is already a crossover, The Magnus Protocol Spoilers, The Magnus Protocol (Podcast) Season 1 Speculation, Episode: e030 Dead End Job (The Magnus Protocol), Eye Trauma, (brief) - Freeform, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, POV Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, POV Samama "Sam" Khalid, Established Relationship, it is 1am, i just thought it would be funny, non-canonical to the rest of the series read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/IzyWnXO

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Nine (four)people I wanna get to know better

Last song: Treehouse by Alex G

Favorite color: Dark teal with heavy blue undertones

Currently watching: The Queer History Of The Lord Of The Rings by Verilybitchie

Spicy/savory/sweet: all

Relationship status: single (but I do have several platonic wives)

Current obsession: The Scottish Safehouse Anthology by SurrealSupernaturalist on ao3

@toomanyfandomsorkinafs (I know you tagged me, but I just think you’re neat) @aggressivenesswhilecrying @jane-crow @rocksanddeadflowers (these are the only urls coming to mind, sorry)

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[surrealsupernaturalist]

Man i kinda forgot i made a tumblr for this email

Hi! I'm Surreal! It's unlikely ill ever actually use this all that much, but in the unlikelihood that you ever see this page, I might as well tell you what I do.

I'm the author known as SurrealSupernaturalist over on ao3. I've written:

Hellchat - MHA group chatfic, 102k words, completed

Chargebolt: as much as I would love to celebrate this occasion

Chargebolt: there is a pressing matter we must discuss

The_Abyss_Beckons: our slow march to the inevitable and how every second is a moment we will never get back, spent feeling fleeting emotions in a sad attempt not to let the crushing existential dread set in?

Chargebolt: what no

Chargebolt: nicknames __________________________________________ AKA the Disaster Class gets a Discord!

The Scottish Safehouse Anthology (series) - TMA Teacher!Jon, currently 46k total, ongoing

A series of short, interconnected stories about a certain teacher and his students, and maybe some surprise guests along the way.

Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, teaches a year 13 elective class on Paranormal Sciences, because the school board took one look at his resume, saw The Magnus Institute listed as a previous workplace, and went 'we have a better idea' for his History teacher application. His first batch of students are not what he expected in the slightest, featuring: Kyōryokuna ‘Ko’ James, the Collector; Dian Cooper, hypersomniac goth; Christopher 'Kit' Wilson, tired barista; Alex Pierce, amateur paranormal investigator; Zuri Jelani, local sceptic; and Duke Murdock, Slaughter avatar in the making. There are also mugs. A lot of mugs.

those were kinder times - MCYT Double Life, Team Ranchers healing arc on the farm, 9k, complete oneshot

There was a space for him, in the crook of Tango's arm. It was knobbly and ran warm, and Jimmy was just slightly too tall, but there was space. Hand on scarred-soft hand, Tango reeled him in, and Jimmy found himself in the comfort of Nether embers and a heartbeat the same as his.

It beat the same as his.

(In that moment, his breath caught, and his mouth went 'oh'.)

(Tango was the best thing to happen to him.)

----------------------------------- OR: Don’t tell him that he’s grown for having loved a little while.

In The Hanging Tree (series) - MHA horror series, currently 14k total, ongoing

In which the moon might be a crow and you are not where you are supposed to be.

If you need to reach me but don't want to go through discord, you can do so here! I might not see it super fast, but this is a way. If you want some fic recs, -gestures above- help yourself! I do have other fics, but these are my most major in descending order.

-Surreal

[trainwreckisawreck]

Tag Game! <3

tagged by @bizarreandjarring, a lovely mutual who i adore, and who makes some of the best art and comics for tma

Fav color: black, lavender, and forest green

Currently reading: not counting fanfic, Song of Achilles

Last series: Our Flag Means Death, you know it

Last movie: i don’t really watch movies but i think it was Princess Mononoke

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: sweet, definitely, i love sweet food

Coffee or Tea: Hot Chocolate!

Three Ships: jonmartin, blackbonnet/gentlebeard/whatever you call it, and raphivy (guys you have no idea how much i love raphivy istg)

First Ever Ships: bold of you to assume i remember literally anything - it was probably something from warrior cats

Currently Working On: A drawing thingy for Jon Sims and Cats Day (by working on i mean i haven’t done anything except think about it)

Fav Piece of Clothing: black, high-waisted, ankle-length skirt. also crop tops

Comfort food: peanut butter m&m’s, also popcorn

Fav time of the year: i like both autumn and spring cuz they’re not too hot or too cold

Fav fanfiction: the series Scottish Safehouse Anthology because i’m nothing if not a huge teacher!jon fan, and the OCs are so well written and ugh just everything! also @saintbleeding’s series, A Collection of Files on Several Initial Consultations because i feel like they are so true to the characters, and as much pain as it has caused me, i want more. honestly you can expect anything that saint posts to be on my favorites list. ALSO the series i think i love you (oh, i love you) by @tired-beholding-bitch because uhhh tooth-rotting fluff and mutual pining yes please. as with saint, anything tired writes can be expected to be a favorite of mine.

I’d like to know more about (no pressure tags):@tired-beholding-bitch and @saintbleeding (i mean i mentioned your fics so it’s only right lol)

[ao3feed-jonmartin]

nascent

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/PYbgu9V by SurrealSupernaturalist “I’m just saying, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were Beholding with the way you always want answers.” “I’m not.” The words are out of her mouth before she can process them. Kit pauses. There’s a wary look in his eyes, and she wishes she had the forethought to keep her mouth shut. “Alright,” he says slowly, “there was a lot of certainty in that. Which means you’re either in denial or you’re telling the truth, both of which means that you know something I don’t.” ---------- OR: Ko violates a few personal boundaries. She comes out the other side better for it. Words: 7136, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 16 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Original Characters, Lonely Mug Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Original Character(s), Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Original Character(s) Additional Tags: Teacher Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Post-MAG160, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), The Lonely Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), POV Outsider, Statement Hunger (The Magnus Archives), Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, mentions of hypothermia, Memory Loss, Panic Attacks, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, spooky mugs, Leitner Mugs, Mentioned Jurgen Leitner, Worldbuilding, in which i make up tma lore for my own benefit, you cant stop me and youll never take me alive, jonathan sims is a good teacher whos sense of personal boundaries is nuked to shit, and ko is friends with zuri, this cant possibly go wrong, near-miss statement read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/PYbgu9V

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occam's razor

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/M2eJpyV by SurrealSupernaturalist “But seriously, tell me you’re going to be okay for this trip? I don’t want everything that Mr Sims said to get into your head.” Alex rolls their eyes. “It’s a ghost hunting sleepover, Zuri. Of course I’ll be fine, it’s going to be fun!” From the look on her face, their friend doesn’t seem to believe them, but whatever. It was still the truth. And they weren’t, under any circumstances whatsoever, scared. --------------- OR: It's going to take a bit more than Mr Sims' word to convince them of the Fear's existence. Words: 3313, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English Series: Part 13 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Original Characters, Original Fear Entity Avatars (The Magnus Archives), Alice "Daisy" Tonner Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, (mentioned) - Relationship, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Original Character(s) Additional Tags: Teacher Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Post-MAG160, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), Paranormal, POV Alternating, no longer POV Outsider when the outsider's POV is now the inside POV, Horror, Hypersomnia, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Mentions of Hypersomnia, Sleepovers, New Years, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, hey dont mind the hurt/comfort tags, itll be fine, Come Closer read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/M2eJpyV

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Operation: Honeymoon

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uxkISfh by SurrealSupernaturalist Operation: what is a slaughter avatar if not blind ninjas Tim Stoker has been added to the chat Tim Stoker: JON Tim Stoker: WE NEED TO TALK -------------- OR: Now, what have you all been up to? Words: 4521, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 15 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Basira Hussain, Melanie King, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Danny Stoker, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Mentioned Original Characters, mentioned Georgie Barker - Character, Mentioned Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus - Character Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Teacher Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Post-MAG160, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), Chatting & Messaging, chatfic, The Stranger Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), The Beholding Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), Head of the Magnus Institute Basira Hussain, Stranger Avatar Danny Stoker, Stranger Avatar Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Stranger Avatar Sasha James, Sharing a Body, Tim Stoker Lives (The Magnus Archives), Danny Stoker Lives, Sasha James Lives, Canon Disabled Character, Blind Character, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, stranger flavoured arguments, Private Investigators, ambiguous timeline, jon mentally adopts several kids by accident, going back to my chatfic roots yell heah, hey look its that group chat ive mentioned like twice wonder what thats doing here read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uxkISfh

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Ho Ho Oh No (Merry Crisis)

by SurrealSupernaturalist

Mugs sometimes—not often, but sometimes—find their way to her doorstep. They come in the mail, they come from people she has never met, and occasionally, they come on their own.

The Collector is uncertain of her standing in this world, but there is one thing she does know—her name is known, and it is only a matter of time before she is sought out for more than a delivery.

The name of the game is “consequences.”

----------------------------- OR: Some mugs are friends. Others? Not so much.

Words: 5156, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Original Characters, a brand new mug

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, its not mentioned but its there - Relationship

Additional Tags: Teacher Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Post-MAG160, Multimedia Fic, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), Paranormal, spooky mugs, The Flesh Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), Minor Character Death, Very Minor, Mentions of Hypersomnia, Ko continues to not really give a fuck, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually, POV Outsider, Christmas Special, Mall Santa Claus, meat - Freeform, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, no descriptions of violence, but this is also the Flesh we're talking about, Original Character is Not Okay, Tags May Change

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/36785626